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FAVORITE MOVIES

1. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
2. Superman
3. The Matrix
4. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
5. The Rock
6. Independence Day
7. The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King
8. It's a Wonderful Life
9. Batman
10. The Patriot

FAVORITE BOOKS (NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

Black Hawn Down (Mark Bowden)
Atlas Shugged (Ayn Rand)
Jurassic Park (Michael Crighten)
Letters to a Young Conservative (Dinesh D'Souza)
Transfer of Power (Vince Flynn)
The Road to Serfdom (Friedrich A. Hayek)
Mike Nelson's Movie Mega-Cheese (Michael J. Nelson)
The Visitation (Frank Peretti)
Baseball Anecdotes (Daniel Okrent and Steve Wulf)

FAVORITE ALBUMS (NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

Elvis Costello - This Year's Model
Goldfinger - Stomping Ground
Jimmy Eat World - Jimmy Eat World
Less Than Jake - Anthem
MxPx - The Ever Passing Moment
New Found Glory - New Found Glory
The O.C. Supertones - Hi Fi Revival
POD - Satellite
Various - Swingers Soundtrack
Various - Matrix Soundtrack
Five Iron Frenzy - The End is Near
Brave Saint Saturn - The Light of Things Hoped For
FM Static - What are You Waiting For?
Incubus - S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Brian Setzer Orchestra - Boogie Woogie Christmas
Reel Big Fish - Cheer Up!
John Williams - The Empire Strikes Back Soundtrack

FAVORITE TV SHOWS (NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

24
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Strangers with Candy
Get Smart
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Home Improvement
Seinfeld
SNL
Anything on Fox News

FAVORITE FOOD: Steak

FAVORITE RESTAURANT: Outback Steakhouse

HEROES: Spiritual - Jesus Christ, Political - Ronald Reagan, Fictional - Jack Bauer, Sports - Cal Ripken, Jr.

MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT: I was at a retreat center serving tables to earn money for my class trip. My tray tipped over and I broke dozens of dishes in front of about 300 people. Those 300 people gave me a standing ovation and I took a bow as I tried to hide the fact that I just wanted to jump out the window and preferably perish in the process. A distant second was when I was looking for Jon Stewart's collection of essays entitled "Naked Pictures of Famous People," and the librarian shouted to her co-worker, "Hey, this kid's looking for 'Naked Pictures of Famous People,' do we have it?"

SPECIAL HIDDEN TALENTS: I have a movie quote to match any given situation I encounter in life and I can wiggle my ears.

FAVORITE QUOTES:

"I hope that when you're my age you'll be able to say . . . we lived lives that were a statement, not an apology." - Ronald Reagan

"Winners compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people." - Nido Qubein

"America is too great for small dreams." - Ronald Reagan

"America : land of the free; home of the whopper!" - Balki Bartokomous

"When life gives you a dingleberry, wipe it off." - Me

"Move it, fatty!" - Me

"Kneel before Zod!" - General Zod

"Of course I care about you. If I didn't then why would I pretend that I do?" - Mrs. Blank