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addPhoto('images/001.JPG',"<b>January 3</b><br><br>This is all I had to get me by when I first moved into my apartment.  Not a bad set up, but a bed would have been nice.");
addPhoto('images/002.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>Sometimes you need a great redwood of a man to help you carry a keg.");
addPhoto('images/003.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>This has to be among the least successful keg taps of all time.  So much wasted beer.  So much sobriety prolonged.");
addPhoto('images/004.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>We actually followed FEMA's cleanup plan for Katrina, so don't judge us.");
addPhoto('images/005.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>Monkeyboy Beer Pong!");
addPhoto('images/006.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>People have never had such a good time as they did at this party.");
addPhoto('images/007.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>Yep.  That's how I roll.");
addPhoto('images/008.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>This must have been a rare moment when Daryl wasn't screaming obscenities at my guests.");
addPhoto('images/009.JPG',"<b>February 9 - Welcome Home Party</b><br><br>Can't tell for sure, but it looks like the photographer is about to be jumped from the left by something here.");
addPhoto('images/010.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>What an original photo idea!");
addPhoto('images/011.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Displaying my chosen vices of the night.");
addPhoto('images/012.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>It's usually a lot later in the gallery before I have a photo that I can't think up a caption for.  Be warned.");
addPhoto('images/013.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>AHHH!  FIRE!!");
addPhoto('images/014.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Getting in a good smoke before Gov. Rendell hauls us to jail.");
addPhoto('images/015.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Never let your surroundings distract you from your drink.");
addPhoto('images/016.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure we're calling the photographer something horrible.");
addPhoto('images/017.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Nothing like being signed up by someone else for karaoke to sing Ring of Fire.");
addPhoto('images/018.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Getting accosted by some anonymous neander-thing while Jon is apparently so bored with the proceedings that he started texting someone.");
addPhoto('images/019.JPG',"<b>March 14 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Beaver Plaza has built up their fire alarm protection a bit since my time.");
addPhoto('images/020.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>I don't know why, but this looks disgusting.");
addPhoto('images/021.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Enjoying a pint of Guinness for Pre-St Patrick's Day.");
addPhoto('images/022.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Just before getting shamed by the other patrons for our embarassing lack of table war knowledge.");
addPhoto('images/023.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>If we didn't have noses we'd <i>all</i> look like this.");
addPhoto('images/024.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>This picture will make a lot more sense once you see the next one.");
addPhoto('images/025.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Well, this answered one question, but brings up a whole slew of others.");
addPhoto('images/026.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>We really like beer.");
addPhoto('images/027.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Hitting up Old Main for a smoke.");
addPhoto('images/028.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Ween cam!");
addPhoto('images/029.JPG',"<b>March 15 - Pre-St Patrick's Day</b><br><br>This way everyone knows what they're supposed to look at in the picture.");
addPhoto('images/030.JPG',"<b>March 16</b><br><br>The gory aftermath.");
addPhoto('images/031.JPG',"<b>March 17 - St. Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Hoisting a pint for actual St. Patrick's Day.");
addPhoto('images/032.JPG',"<b>March 17 - St. Patrick's Day</b><br><br>Celebrating St. Paddy's Day with bangers and mash.");
addPhoto('images/033.JPG',"<b>April 10</b><br><br>Celebrating the return of The Office with sweet pretzels and champaign.  I'm sure dozens of people across the country did the same.");
addPhoto('images/034.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Climbing down this cliff was a really, really dumb idea.  It wasn't mine, but I'm a follower who just wants to belong.");
addPhoto('images/035.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Just a flesh wound.");
addPhoto('images/036.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>'What?!'");
addPhoto('images/037.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Re-enacting about six hundred pictures taken before it.");
addPhoto('images/038.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>On the gravel highway to heaven (State College).");
addPhoto('images/039.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Now this is just some bad timing on my part...");
addPhoto('images/040.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>...and this shot doesn't help me either.");
addPhoto('images/041.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Re-enacting some fight that no one else witnessed.  It seemed pretty tame.");
addPhoto('images/042.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Waiting in line for The Saloon.");
addPhoto('images/043.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>So Jon apparently decided to disrobe for no reason at all.");
addPhoto('images/044.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Us with Saloon ceiling.");
addPhoto('images/045.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>This is what Monkeyboys do to you.");
addPhoto('images/046.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Crim pimping it up.");
addPhoto('images/047.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Since that apparently didn't go well, I guess he moved on to me.");
addPhoto('images/048.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Michael Robinson and Matthew Rice walking down College Ave as we waited for The Dark Horse.");
addPhoto('images/049.JPG',"<b>April 18 - Blue/White Weekend</b><br><br>Waiting for The Dark Horse is a lot less fun when former PSU players aren't walking by.");
addPhoto('images/050.JPG',"<b>April 19 - Blue/White Game</b><br><br>JoePa observes his dominion.");
addPhoto('images/051.JPG',"<b>April 19 - Blue/White Game</b><br><br>That guy has the best cell phone wallpaper ever.");
addPhoto('images/052.JPG',"<b>April 19 - Blue/White Game</b><br><br>We look sullen.  White must have been losing at this point.");
addPhoto('images/053.JPG',"<b>April 19 - Blue/White Game</b><br><br>Jumping down into the field or jumping into the stands to celebrate the White team victory?  You decide.");
addPhoto('images/054.JPG',"<b>April 19 - Blue/White Game</b><br><br>Our holy communion for the year.");
addPhoto('images/055.JPG',"<b>April 19 - Blue/White Game</b><br><br>Yep.  I'm sure that guy's never eaten human flesh.");
addPhoto('images/056.JPG',"<b>May 4</b><br><br>Moving that grill out of the basement was not my favorite activity of the year.");
addPhoto('images/057.JPG',"<b>May 4</b><br><br>Eating brats is worth it though!");
addPhoto('images/058.JPG',"<b>May 10</b><br><br>This is actually a seperate grilling event.");
addPhoto('images/059.JPG',"<b>May 10</b><br><br>Celebrating a joyous Mother's Day.");
addPhoto('images/060.JPG',"<b>May 13 - Eastern Conference Finals Game 3</b><br><br>Let it be known that any hint of enjoyment that might be on our face right now is pure acting.  This game was a nightmare.");
addPhoto('images/061.JPG',"<b>May 13 - Eastern Conference Finals Game 3</b><br><br>Bobby Clarke was a handsome man in his time.");
addPhoto('images/062.JPG',"<b>May 13 - Eastern Conference Finals Game 3</b><br><br>The Flyers getting destroyed.");
addPhoto('images/063.JPG',"<b>May 31 - Manny Ramirez's 500th HR</b><br><br>Manny being Manny.");
addPhoto('images/064.JPG',"<b>May 31 - Manny Ramirez's 500th HR</b><br><br>The pitch that Manny ended up hitting for his 500th career home run.");
addPhoto('images/065.JPG',"<b>May 31 - Manny Ramirez's 500th HR</b><br><br>Rounding the bases to the delight of the crowd (which was seriously at least 80% Boston fans).");
addPhoto('images/066.JPG',"<b>May 31 - Manny Ramirez's 500th HR</b><br><br>Celebrating the horridness of Orioles pitching.");
addPhoto('images/067.JPG',"<b>May 31 - Manny Ramirez's 500th HR</b><br><br>I was there for at least one of those!");
addPhoto('images/068.JPG',"<b>May 31 - Manny Ramirez's 500th HR</b><br><br>My dad and I watching the game.");
addPhoto('images/069.JPG',"<b>June 3 - Transformers 2</b><br><br>Anxiously awaiting any table scraps Michael Bay wants to throw our way while shooting Transformers 2 in Bethlehem.");
addPhoto('images/070.JPG',"<b>June 3 - Transformers 2</b><br><br>Unfortunately, this was about as exciting as it got for us.");
addPhoto('images/071.JPG',"<b>June 3 - Transformers 2</b><br><br>The disgusting masses gather to watch mostly nothing because there's not much else to do in the Lehigh Valley on a Tuesday.");
addPhoto('images/072.JPG',"<b>June 3 - Transformers 2</b><br><br>Me and sister in front of Bethlehem Steel.");
addPhoto('images/073.JPG',"<b>June 3 - Transformers 2</b><br><br>The soon-to-be-famous helicopter landing scene is filmed.");
addPhoto('images/074.JPG',"<b>June 3 - Transformers 2</b><br><br>Apparently someone decided to open the arc of the covenant on the set.");
addPhoto('images/075.JPG',"<b>June 7 - Dinner with JoePa</b><br><br>The line to meet Joe was cut off 3 people in front of me!  I will forever remember what George and Brandon did to me and I vow revenge.");
addPhoto('images/076.JPG',"<b>June 7 - Dinner with JoePa</b><br><br>I actually ended up shaking Joe's hand, but this is the closest interaction I have evidence of.");
addPhoto('images/077.JPG',"<b>June 7 - Dinner with JoePa</b><br><br>Joe addresses his worshiping minions.");
addPhoto('images/078.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>Waiting...and waiting...for all members of our party to arrive.  Mostly the member with the tickets.");
addPhoto('images/079.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>The view from our seats.");
addPhoto('images/080.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>The view of our seats.");
addPhoto('images/081.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>'DARYL!!! GET THE FIREWORKS!!!!'");
addPhoto('images/082.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>I really wish my record watching real sports was as good as it is watching minor league games.");
addPhoto('images/083.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>The IronPigs experience apparently left us stunned and amazed.");
addPhoto('images/085.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>For no reason whatsoever some kids behind us were doing the 'WE ARE...PENN STATE' chant throughout this entire show.  I never thought that could annoy me.");
addPhoto('images/086.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>Hitting up the Blue Monkey.  That's what she said.");
addPhoto('images/087.JPG',"<b>June 27 - IronPigs Game</b><br><br>The Blue Monkey apparently left us wanting.");
addPhoto('images/088.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>When they said the concert started at noon, they didn't mention that the first three hours were being done by children.");
addPhoto('images/089.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>Independence Hall:  Philadelphia's Old Main.");
addPhoto('images/090.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>Finally, my suffering ethnic group gets a monument of it's very own.");
addPhoto('images/091.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>Desperately clinging to life on a very hot day.");
addPhoto('images/092.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>So did the guy bring the flag *just in case* the band asked him to come on stage???");
addPhoto('images/093.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>Less Than Jake doing what they do.");
addPhoto('images/094.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>This is what happens to my hair when it gets wet.  I suppose God had a good laugh about that one.");
addPhoto('images/095.JPG',"<b>June 29 - GF/LTJ/DKM Concert</b><br><br>The Murphys' frontman is easily in the top 5 angriest people to have ever lived.  It's scary.");
addPhoto('images/096.JPG',"<b>July 10</b><br><br>Nothing like getting a mostly-eaten steak FedExed to you all in the name of an Arrested Development reference.  Baby I got a stew going!");
addPhoto('images/097.JPG',"<b>July 26 - Spikes Game</b><br><br>Watching the State College Spikes.");
addPhoto('images/098.JPG',"<b>July 26 - Spikes Game</b><br><br>Our enjoyment was curtailed a bit by totally butchering the game of golf for the entire afternoon before this.");
addPhoto('images/099.JPG',"<b>July 26 - Spikes Game</b><br><br>Sports mascots: making fans feel awkward for over 35 years!");
addPhoto('images/100.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>Crim barely contains his resentment for me forcing him to go to a Mets game.");
addPhoto('images/101.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>You can barely tell this place opened in the `60's!");
addPhoto('images/102.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>Not so much a stadium as it is a giant soup bowl.");
addPhoto('images/103.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>*Now* I know why Phillies fans hate the Mets so much.  Boo!  BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!");
addPhoto('images/104.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>CitiField rises for it's opening next year to symbolize both the debt of the City of New York and now the United States government!");
addPhoto('images/105.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>Arthur Ashe Stadium in the distance.");
addPhoto('images/106.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>The view from our seats.");
addPhoto('images/107.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>The New York skyline on the scoreboard.");
addPhoto('images/108.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>The *real* NY skyline looking out from the concourse.");
addPhoto('images/109.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>No matter what's going through your head right now, the appropriate response is 'That's what she said.'");
addPhoto('images/110.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>");
addPhoto('images/111.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>The sun sets on New York, Shea Stadium, and the Mets' playoff hopes all at the same time!");
addPhoto('images/112.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>Some dude hit a far home run there.");
addPhoto('images/113.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>This is how far he hit it.  Impressive...to some people perhaps.");
addPhoto('images/114.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>Daniel Murphy!  Wooo!");
addPhoto('images/115.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>OK, so I get the apple part, but why a top hat?");
addPhoto('images/116.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>That guy sits in front of me in the theater every time.");
addPhoto('images/117.JPG',"<b>August 9 - Shea Stadium</b><br><br>Don't bother looking at us.  The row behind us is much more interesting.  Why the blanket in August?");
addPhoto('images/118.JPG',"<b>August 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>If you're trying to look like a douche, this is the look to go for.  Worst case scenario someone thinks you're Tony Stark, but hopefully someone will associate you with Bono.");
addPhoto('images/119.JPG',"<b>August 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Crim assumes the position a little early.");
addPhoto('images/120.JPG',"<b>JAugust 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>No touching!");
addPhoto('images/121.JPG',"<b>August 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>I'm hanging out with these people when I could be watching The Office.  Tragic.");
addPhoto('images/122.JPG',"<b>August 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm projecting my dreams again.");
addPhoto('images/123.JPG',"<b>August 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>The reaction to photography ranges from pure joy to outright shock.");
addPhoto('images/124.JPG',"<b>August 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Crim breaks Canyon Pizza.");
addPhoto('images/125.JPG',"<b>August 16 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Somehow, that's how I imagine Bea Arthur topless.");
addPhoto('images/126.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>On our way to happiness.");
addPhoto('images/127.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>The Beeramid!  Brings a tear to the eye every time.")
addPhoto('images/128.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Woo!  Dark Horse!");
addPhoto('images/129.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Beering.");
addPhoto('images/130.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>The result of Bob's drunken stupor.");
addPhoto('images/131.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>If someone is going to look into your soul, they might as well be wearing beer goggles.");
addPhoto('images/132.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Ummm.  It's not what it looks like?");
addPhoto('images/133.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>I'm sure this seemed like a good idea at some point.");
addPhoto('images/134.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>The funny thing is that if I posted a video of this, it would pretty much be the same experience for at least a minute.");
addPhoto('images/135.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Being attacked by the monster from Lost.");
addPhoto('images/136.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>DAH!  A DEMON!");
addPhoto('images/137.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>We like to smoke on and around the pole.");
addPhoto('images/138.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>My work speaks for itself.");
addPhoto('images/139.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>For some reason I guess we thought the spotlight made this behavior more acceptable?");
addPhoto('images/140.JPG',"<b>August 17 - Brew Expo</b><br><br>Mmmm.  Smooooooke.");
addPhoto('images/141.JPG',"<b>August 24</b><br><br>Yeah, yeah, yeah.  They're cute.  But these filthy beasts left a pile of crap about 3 inches deep on my balcony.");
addPhoto('images/142.JPG',"<b>August 29 - Football Eve</b><br><br>JoePa gargles through another speech we can't understand.");
addPhoto('images/143.JPG',"<b>August 29 - Football Eve</b><br><br>GO STATE!  BEAT...ummm, who's that again?");
addPhoto('images/144.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>DC warms up before the game.");
addPhoto('images/145.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>DC warms up before the game.");
addPhoto('images/146.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>Not only is this fresh faced young man of driving age, he's a senior!");
addPhoto('images/147.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>BRADLEY!! (Read it angry for effect).");
addPhoto('images/148.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>The Offense takes the field for warmups.");
addPhoto('images/149.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>DC, AQ, and JayPa.");
addPhoto('images/150.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>Coach Paterno takes the field.");
addPhoto('images/151.JPG',"<b>August 30 - Penn State vs Coastal Carolina</b><br><br>This guy hates paying sales tax.");
addPhoto('images/152.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>Sister and Bro-in-law with Joe.");
addPhoto('images/153.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>The Beav plastic wrapped for freshness.");
addPhoto('images/154.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>Graham Spanier and JoePa speak to people who are richer than your wildest dreams.");
addPhoto('images/155.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>The undefeated 1973 football team.");
addPhoto('images/156.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>");
addPhoto('images/157.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>Me and Bro-in-law.");
addPhoto('images/158.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>Enjoying the new Ecto Cooler-tasting fish bowl at Bar Bleu.");
addPhoto('images/159.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>Kevin's first Guinness.  It's always a life changer.");
addPhoto('images/160.JPG',"<b>September 6 - Penn State vs Oregon State</b><br><br>If your beer is crunchy you're doing it wrong.");
addPhoto('images/161.JPG',"<b>September 7</b><br><br>For some reason, pictures in this car always reveal waaaaay too much of people's inner theighs.");
addPhoto('images/162.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Jon simulated 'lightning' for the confused toll booth worker.");
addPhoto('images/163.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>These faces could only belong to people who have never been to Syracuse before.  We had so much disappointment ahead of us at this point.");
addPhoto('images/164.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Reluctantly getting in the picture of the premiere of 'The Express.'");
addPhoto('images/165.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Inside a cool private booth.  We would have settled for anything that got us off the streets though.");
addPhoto('images/166.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Behold the joy of Guinness!");
addPhoto('images/167.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>The result of a trap too filthy to describe here.");
addPhoto('images/168.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Someone needs a shawl.");
addPhoto('images/169.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Man law: tongue is greeted by fist.");
addPhoto('images/170.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Being in Syracuse has this effect on even the strongest of men.");
addPhoto('images/171.JPG',"<b>September 12 - PSU Roadtrip</b><br><br>Bob almost got into a tussle with some 11 year old neighborhood toughs for this picture.  The rest of us calmly walked away because we don't negotiate with terrorists.");
addPhoto('images/172.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Not shocking to see that at some point the cops seemed to have tried to bust down the door to our hotel room.");
addPhoto('images/173.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Lost and scared 10 feet away from our hotel at the beginning of our long walk to the stadium.");
addPhoto('images/174.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>War-torn Sarajevo?  Nope.  Pretty much the front of our hotel.  Pass the smack please.");
addPhoto('images/175.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>I've never feared rape in broad daylight before this excursion.");
addPhoto('images/176.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>I swear 60% of this city is covered by bridges somehow.");
addPhoto('images/177.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Tailgaters.  This is about 2 miles away from the stadium.");
addPhoto('images/178.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Taking a pit stop for some hydration.");
addPhoto('images/179.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>If you have to ask, then you can't afford it.");
addPhoto('images/180.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>This building is nice.  Shame it isn't the football stadium.");
addPhoto('images/181.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>What?  You've never seen Lincoln take a dump before?");
addPhoto('images/183.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>PSU fans try to offer a peace offering to our opponents.");
addPhoto('images/184.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies.");
addPhoto('images/185.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Finally!  The Penn State pep rally!");
addPhoto('images/186.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>SuePa leads the singing of the Alma Mater.");
addPhoto('images/187.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>It's really more of a concrete pile than it is a stadium.");
addPhoto('images/188.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Yes, we're glistening.  Because the Carrier Dome, which is named for an air conditioning company, DOESN'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING making this probably the worst venue I've ever watched a game at.");
addPhoto('images/189.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!  Hello! Hello!");
addPhoto('images/190.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Larry Csonka: star of The Final Sacrifice.");
addPhoto('images/191.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Finally reaching our seats.");
addPhoto('images/192.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>The Carrier Dome in all of it's 'glory.'");
addPhoto('images/193.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Give us back our 'S'!");
addPhoto('images/194.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>You gooooootta seeeeeee the baaaaaaaybee!");
addPhoto('images/195.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>This is the first time we ever experienced a sweltering 72 degrees.");
addPhoto('images/196.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>America's sweetheart Dennis Quaid addresses the crowd with other cast members of 'The Express.'");
addPhoto('images/197.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>I know it's been a while since we played them, but I wonder if they know no one has ever called Penn State 'The Pride'?");
addPhoto('images/198.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>College football's second worst mascot for college football's worst stadium.  They deserve each other.");
addPhoto('images/199.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Photographic proof that Syracuse scored at some point in this game.  Apparently the budget ran out before they could make the flags for Y, R, and A.");
addPhoto('images/200.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Changing the law.");
addPhoto('images/201.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>There is confusion everywhere in this room.");
addPhoto('images/202.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>If you're looking for a Christmas present for me, get me this.");
addPhoto('images/203.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>This guy took a principled stand against the bar converting the table area into a dance area.  (As you can see, people are dancing everywhere!)");
addPhoto('images/204.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Jon finally gives into the terror.");
addPhoto('images/205.JPG',"<b>September 13 - Penn State at Syracuse</b><br><br>Usually, I expect more from an Econo Lodge.");
addPhoto('images/206.JPG',"<b>September 20 - Penn State vs Temple</b><br><br>If they stick together, then it's one beer!  If it's in Saving Silverman than it's the law.");
addPhoto('images/207.JPG',"<b>September 20 - Penn State vs Temple</b><br><br>Shawn stopped being a bad luck charm when I started restricting him to Temple games only.");
addPhoto('images/208.JPG',"<b>September 20 - Penn State vs Temple</b><br><br>Clark and Devlin on the sideline.");
addPhoto('images/209.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>D-Will stays warm.");
addPhoto('images/210.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>The rain exposes us for what we really are: aging, balding, slightly overweight non-students.");
addPhoto('images/211.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>The power of Christ contained in a 25 cent necklace from Weis.");
addPhoto('images/213.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>I involk Saving Silverman law once again.");
addPhoto('images/214.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>Staring contests for self-conscious people.");
addPhoto('images/215.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>Bar Bleuing.");
addPhoto('images/216.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>This pic should be someone's wallpaper.");
addPhoto('images/217.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>I have no idea what I'm doing here, but it's obviously very exciting to me.");
addPhoto('images/218.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>He who controls fire controls the world...or something like that.");
addPhoto('images/219.JPG',"<b>September 26 - State College</b><br><br>Aromatic, delicious cancer.");
addPhoto('images/220.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>If the real life were The Ring then I think this means I have a week to live.");
addPhoto('images/221.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>");
addPhoto('images/222.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>Ummm, where'd Jon's cigar go?");
addPhoto('images/223.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>Our invitation to the White House.");
addPhoto('images/224.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>Trying to bat down Jon's squirtations.");
addPhoto('images/225.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>You're not the Lion!  You're not the Lion!");
addPhoto('images/226.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>The guy next to me was psychotic.  He offered to buy us plane and game tickets for the Ohio State and Wisconsin games.  I had to enter the witness protection program twice.");
addPhoto('images/227.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>Darryl pumps up the crowd.");
addPhoto('images/228.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>I told you he was psychotic.");
addPhoto('images/229.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>Let's go State!</i>");
addPhoto('images/230.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>DC passes to Royster.");
addPhoto('images/231.JPG',"<b>September 27 - Penn State vs Illinois</b><br><br>Nothing hotter than a woman who can manipulate fire.");
addPhoto('images/232.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>Our well travelled road.");
addPhoto('images/233.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>Anthony Morelli let himself go after he got cut from the Cardinals.");
addPhoto('images/234.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>Nothing like freezing whilst watching a parade.");
addPhoto('images/235.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>'This time the car bomb for luck will work!  It <i>has</i> to!'");
addPhoto('images/236.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>No one quite makes love to the camera like me.");
addPhoto('images/237.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>Oh maaaan.  This is just like prom all over again.");
addPhoto('images/238.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>My balloon was the jealousy of all the children.");
addPhoto('images/239.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>We're both masters of the face-palming maneuver.");
addPhoto('images/240.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>A lot of good men died that day.  OK, just me.");
addPhoto('images/241.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>Continuing to rumble over the balloon.");
addPhoto('images/242.JPG',"<b>October 17 - Homecoming</b><br><br>OUCH!");
addPhoto('images/243.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>These IDs are totally ours.");
addPhoto('images/244.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>Usually this is how we look <i>after</i> the Michigan game.");
addPhoto('images/245.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>Ladies and gentlemen!  The Pennsylvania State University Marching Blllllllllllllllue Band!");
addPhoto('images/246.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>Not a good first half.");
addPhoto('images/247.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>The sun sets on Beaver Stadium.");
addPhoto('images/248.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>Passing the Lion.");
addPhoto('images/249.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>This is the face of breaking a 9 game losing streak.");
addPhoto('images/250.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>Celebrating the win.");
addPhoto('images/251.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>Crim bailed out on us, but he was there in spirit with this pic via cell phone.");
addPhoto('images/252.JPG',"<b>October 18 - Penn State vs Michigan</b><br><br>Look!  It's me!");
addPhoto('images/253.JPG',"<b>November 2</b><br><br>Family picture.");
addPhoto('images/254.JPG',"<b>November 2</b><br><br>Being in my family means taking dozens of these pictures every year.");
addPhoto('images/255.JPG',"<b>November 2</b><br><br>Inevitably at some point my mom will not set the timer right and catch us expressing how we really feel about the goings on.");
addPhoto('images/256.JPG',"<b>November 2</b><br><br>Still more pics");
addPhoto('images/257.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>Everyone has a little man inside of them telling them to 'COME TO PENN STAAAATE!'  Some people print that man out on a plotter and tape it to the wall.");
addPhoto('images/258.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>Jon found his cigar.");
addPhoto('images/259.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>This reaction is not uncommon to Dark Horse food...");
addPhoto('images/260.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>...however, this is the more common response.");
addPhoto('images/261.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>A good pour takes time.");
addPhoto('images/262.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>This is just cool.");
addPhoto('images/263.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>Who could've known the flash wouldn't travel 100 feet?");
addPhoto('images/264.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>Freezing to death by the turtle.");
addPhoto('images/265.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>Just palling around.");
addPhoto('images/266.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>The palling around gets more aggressive.");
addPhoto('images/267.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>We are all number 1!");
addPhoto('images/268.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>The Old Mains");
addPhoto('images/269.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>We probably should have been trying to build a fire or huddling for warmth, but climbing the turtle is always a good alternative to surviving the cold.");
addPhoto('images/270.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>Graham Spanier's watching!");
addPhoto('images/271.JPG',"<b>November 21 - State College</b><br><br>The video of this was much better.");
addPhoto('images/272.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Preparing for the game.");
addPhoto('images/273.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>It bears repeating:  'COME TO PENN STAAAAAAAATE!'");
addPhoto('images/274.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Football + beer = Happy Mike.");
addPhoto('images/275.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Getting ready to clinch the Big Ten Championship.");
addPhoto('images/276.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>'I don't trust you Benaquista.'");
addPhoto('images/277.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Clark, Green, and Shipley before the game.");
addPhoto('images/278.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Perfect football weather!");
addPhoto('images/279.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>The Blue Band takes the field amidst flurries.");
addPhoto('images/280.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Yes, this was taken on the same day.  Unfortunately, the sun didn't make things any warmer.");
addPhoto('images/281.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>PAS-A-DEN-A! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!");
addPhoto('images/282.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Looking rosy...until the actual Rose Bowl of course.");
addPhoto('images/283.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>The team hoists the numbers to be added to the luxury box.");
addPhoto('images/284.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>BIG TEN CHAMPS!");
addPhoto('images/285.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Ohhhhhhh, look at the rich big shots who bought their *real* roses from somewhere other than the dollar store!  Big spenders!");
addPhoto('images/286.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Darryl Clark celebrates with the fans while ignoring the UT paparazzi.");
addPhoto('images/287.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Celebrating the big win after COMING TO PENN STAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!");
addPhoto('images/288.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>");
addPhoto('images/289.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>The fake rose gets a fake drink from the stuff that probably kept us alive that day.");
addPhoto('images/290.JPG',"<b>November 22 - Penn State vs Michigan State</b><br><br>Hours after the game we're still trying to get warm.");
addPhoto('images/291.JPG',"<b>November 28</b><br><br>Searching for a Christmas tree.");
addPhoto('images/292.JPG',"<b>November 28</b><br><br>As usual, doing all the work!");
addPhoto('images/293.JPG',"<b>November 28</b><br><br>Riding the tractor.");
addPhoto('images/294.JPG',"<b>December 20 - Ugly Christmas Sweater Pary</b><br><br>This was my first sequined sweater and I didn't even get first place!");
addPhoto('images/295.JPG',"<b>December 20 - Ugly Christmas Sweater Pary</b><br><br>Celebrating ugly sweaters.");
addPhoto('images/296.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>It's my own personal JoePa.");
addPhoto('images/297.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>Waiting to open presents.");
addPhoto('images/298.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>This whole Christmas thing seems to bore my grandfather.");
addPhoto('images/299.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>In retrospect, that shirt wasn't the wisest purchase.");
addPhoto('images/300.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>I *told* you we take a lot of these pictures!");
addPhoto('images/301.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>I think it's important for you to see how many of these pictures it takes us to get a half decent shot.  #1.");
addPhoto('images/302.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>#2");
addPhoto('images/303.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>#3.  One of us was actually ready for this one.");
addPhoto('images/304.JPG',"<b>December 25 - Christmas</b><br><br>Fourth try is the charm!");
addPhoto('images/305.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Our tickets to a Linc luxury box!");
addPhoto('images/306.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>I'm not convinced this isn't made up, but for some reason the Eagles are bragging about Philadelphia being home of the 'first' (I have to think only) floating church.  WHY???");
addPhoto('images/307.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Thank you big business!");
addPhoto('images/308.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Alone to play in the luxury box!  And yes, I know my jersey looks like I'm wearing a nighty with my camera case on my belt.");
addPhoto('images/309.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Gorging ourselves before the real adults show up.");
addPhoto('images/310.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Heaven.");
addPhoto('images/311.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>The view of our seats...from the field!");
addPhoto('images/312.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>On the field.");
addPhoto('images/313.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Troy Aikman chats with someone at midfield.  BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!");
addPhoto('images/314.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>LLLLLLLLLLLadies!");
addPhoto('images/315.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>More on-the-fieldage.");
addPhoto('images/316.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Pam Oliver is a little, ummm, dumpier in real life than she appears on TV.");
addPhoto('images/317.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>McNabb before the game praying the D bails him out of another one!");
addPhoto('images/318.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>She's totally vibing me and my ridiculous Superman spit curl thing going on.");
addPhoto('images/319.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Marion Barber");
addPhoto('images/320.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>David Akers warms up.");
addPhoto('images/321.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Brian Dawkins runs by in a blur before I have a chance to take a good picture!");
addPhoto('images/322.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>The Reggie White tribute.");
addPhoto('images/323.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Jerry Jones and his fake face walking on our field.");
addPhoto('images/324.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>The cheerleaders coming back our way.");
addPhoto('images/325.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>They begged me to take a picture with them so I begrudgingly obliged.");
addPhoto('images/326.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>TO!  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!");
addPhoto('images/327.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>The fans gather around TVs to watch the ridiculous scenario play out that we needed to reach the playoffs.");
addPhoto('images/328.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>The Birds take the field.");
addPhoto('images/329.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>B-Dawk actin' a fool!");
addPhoto('images/330.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Football.");
addPhoto('images/331.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>The sun setting on a beautiful day to be an Eagles fan (which are few and far between).");
addPhoto('images/332.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>The teams take the field after the conclusion of the game.");
addPhoto('images/333.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>44-6.  I don't deserve such happiness.  And God remembered that for the NFC Championship.");
addPhoto('images/334.JPG',"<b>December 28 - Eagles vs Cowboys</b><br><br>Fireworks to celebrate!");