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// The third parameter is optional and will default to the number
// of the photo if not provided.
addPhoto('images/001.JPG',"February 11 - Disney World
The roaring dinosaur apparently mildly irritated me.");
addPhoto('images/002.JPG',"February 11 - Disney World
My grandmother was a crack shot at this game. I'd also like to say that they lost my luggage for a day, which is why I'm wearing my grandfather's hat.");
addPhoto('images/003.JPG',"February 11 - Disney World
Riding the tram...INTO THE FUTURE!");
addPhoto('images/004.JPG',"February 11 - Disney World
I asked the photographer ahead of time to make sure I looked butch.");
addPhoto('images/005.JPG',"February 11 - Disney World
Nothing like a Dole Whip to distract you from the fact that you've been wearing the same clothes for 48 hours in humid Florida.");
addPhoto('images/006.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
In line for the greatest ride of all time.");
addPhoto('images/007.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
My Brother-in-law craps his pants at inopportune times.");
addPhoto('images/008.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
GREEN MAN!");
addPhoto('images/009.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
And then it started to get weird. At least he didn't get into a fight with the Phillie Phrenetic.");
addPhoto('images/010.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
Another Disney employee scares the crap out of an innocent child.");
addPhoto('images/011.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
Oh geez...");
addPhoto('images/012.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
It was American Idol Day at Disney so while some of us walked off to do something worth while my sister took 473 pictures that look exactly like this of people that I don't know and don't care to know.");
addPhoto('images/013.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
Actual size.");
addPhoto('images/014.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
Don't worry. We can see Paula Abdul much more clearly than she can see us.");
addPhoto('images/015.JPG',"February 12 - Disney World
The paparazzi confused me and my dad into looking at two separate cameras.");
addPhoto('images/016.JPG',"February 13 - Disney World
Luckily I found Bluth's Frozen Banana Stand at EPCOT.");
addPhoto('images/017.JPG',"February 13 - Disney World
The family in front of the world largest golf ball.");
addPhoto('images/018.JPG',"February 13 - Disney World
Por Favor Mantenganse Alejado de las Puertas.");
addPhoto('images/019.JPG',"February 13 - Disney World
Riding my wild stallion into glory.");
addPhoto('images/020.JPG',"February 13 - Disney World
The lesson of the day: when you're going on a ride with your mom, do research to make sure that there are two seats and two seatbelts. This was clearly awkward for both of us.");
addPhoto('images/021.JPG',"February 13 - Disney World
I look slightly more manly here than I did in the last picture on Splash Mountain.");
addPhoto('images/022.JPG',"February 13 - Disney World
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD NOISES!");
addPhoto('images/023.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
There's no part of this picture that I don't like.");
addPhoto('images/024.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
A bacon explosion in every home! ME 2010!");
addPhoto('images/025.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
Every caption I came up for this picture was completely filthy.");
addPhoto('images/026.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
It's our baby!");
addPhoto('images/027.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
Bun in the oven...so to speak.");
addPhoto('images/028.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
I think I just felt it kick!");
addPhoto('images/029.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
Three hours later we brought this bad boy into the world.");
addPhoto('images/030.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
'This is the best thing I've ever eaten, but never want to eat again.' - My cousin");
addPhoto('images/031.JPG',"February 23 - House Warming Party
Everyone regrets these proceedings. Including me and my couch.");
addPhoto('images/032.JPG',"February 25 - Jimmy Eat World Clarity x 10 Tour
JEW doing what they do in Philly.");
addPhoto('images/033.JPG',"February 25 - Jimmy Eat World Clarity x 10 Tour
At least when it's a concert celebrating the tenth anniversary of an album I know it'll be a rare show when I'm not the oldest one in attendance.");
addPhoto('images/034.JPG',"March 13 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
The road to State College.");
addPhoto('images/035.JPG',"March 13 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
This road holds more memories than a backstreet should.");
addPhoto('images/036.JPG',"March 13 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
We'd like to know: do you have the diabetes?");
addPhoto('images/037.JPG',"March 13 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
We got into a fight in this bar with someone saying Penn State sucked. He's living in the wrong town and was wearing PSU garb from head to toe. True story.");
addPhoto('images/038.JPG',"March 13 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
Firing up the grill. At least we know no one will try to cook a pizza on it.");
addPhoto('images/039.JPG',"March 13 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
For the record, this was not my idea.");
addPhoto('images/040.JPG',"March 14 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
Monkeyboys in a mostly-abandoned Saloon over Spring Break.");
addPhoto('images/041.JPG',"March 14 - St. Patrick's Day (Observed)
Crim mackin' it with the fly honeys. This one claimed to have dated Robbie Gould and being homecoming queen. Yup, and my umbilical cord was cut by Charles de Gaulle.");
addPhoto('images/042.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
A Baylor fan (possibly the Baylor fan) in his ceremonial garb.");
addPhoto('images/043.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Yeah escalator in Madison Square Garden! Woo!");
addPhoto('images/044.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Wait, where is the field? You told me this was a Penn State football game! //Scrambles for the exit//");
addPhoto('images/045.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Mike McQueary's clone should be full grown in 10 more years.");
addPhoto('images/046.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Talor Battle.");
addPhoto('images/047.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Introducing the team.");
addPhoto('images/048.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Holy crap we won something! . . . In basketball!");
addPhoto('images/049.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Bringing the Whitout to the Big Apple.");
addPhoto('images/050.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Celebration!");
addPhoto('images/051.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Hoisting the trophy.");
addPhoto('images/052.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Team photo.");
addPhoto('images/053.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
");
addPhoto('images/054.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
WE'RE #1! Plus 64.");
addPhoto('images/055.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
After searching in vain to find a goal post to rip down, they realized they were supposed to cut down the net. (You know, because we're good in football and are always so terrible in basketball. Get it? Haha!)");
addPhoto('images/056.JPG',"April 2 - NIT Finals
Morrissey! I cursed this man many times throughout that season.");
addPhoto('images/057.JPG',"April 24 - Blue & White Weekend
Having a smoke. In the nude, of course.");
addPhoto('images/058.JPG',"April 24 - Blue & White Weekend
Clearly this moment warranted multiple pictures being taken.");
addPhoto('images/059.JPG',"April 24 - Blue & White Weekend
Our favorite Darkhorse waitress ever.");
addPhoto('images/060.JPG',"April 24 - Blue & White Weekend
Justin trying to whip himself across campus. I'm sure the real reason for doing this was just as retarded as the fake reason I just made up.");
addPhoto('images/061.JPG',"April 25 - Blue & White Weekend
There are so many people in other people in this picture it's ridiculous.");
addPhoto('images/062.JPG',"April 25 - Blue & White Weekend
We love each other.");
addPhoto('images/062B.JPG',"May 9 - Yuengling Factory
Testing out the rarely seen Yuengling Bock fresh from the source.");
addPhoto('images/063.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Outside the concrete pile that is Nationals Park. Because ballparks is the only area where I can talk smack when it comes to baseball.");
addPhoto('images/064.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Ballpark or parking deck? You decide!");
addPhoto('images/065.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
A walkway celebrating a series of dates that can't possibly be associated with this franchise.");
addPhoto('images/066.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
It's not as bad on the inside.");
addPhoto('images/067.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Sounded better than 'Who's the worst team in a hundred mile radius?'");
addPhoto('images/068.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Turns out the only park Orioles fans can take over is Nationals Park...including our own.");
addPhoto('images/069.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
I've never been so terrified of the Father of our country.");
addPhoto('images/070.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Ben's Chili Bowl was my escape from what was essentially a AAA-level baseball game.");
addPhoto('images/071.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Because the Nats have no stars of their own they erected a statue of Pyro of X-Men fame.");
addPhoto('images/072.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Still beats the attendance of the average game at Camden Yards.");
addPhoto('images/073.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Over looking the field. (Crap, I think I'm out of Nationals jokes).");
addPhoto('images/074.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
The tenth man or the exact number of people who care about this team?");
addPhoto('images/075.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Turns out the Nationals have won a game at some point. There's proof!");
addPhoto('images/076.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
The underutilized Washington skyline. If you squint you can see the Washington Monument.");
addPhoto('images/077.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
You can almost taste the stench of BS coming from that domed building in the background.");
addPhoto('images/078.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Anonymous pitcher delivers towards the plate to equally anonymous batter.");
addPhoto('images/079.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Overcompensating with the size of your W are you? Almost like you'll never see it anywhere else in connection to your franchise.");
addPhoto('images/080.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
The Bird somehow gets away with taking out one of nation's presidents.");
addPhoto('images/081.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
Nick Markakis does not suck.");
addPhoto('images/082.JPG',"May 23 - Nationals Park
We upgraded our seats so we could see the suction up close.");
addPhoto('images/082B.JPG',"July 4 - Washington DC
Honoring fallen heroes on Independence Day.");
addPhoto('images/082C.JPG',"July 4 - Washington DC
Our spectacular view of the Independence Day fireworks.");
addPhoto('images/083.JPG',"July 8 - IronPigs Game
True story: FeFe hit me in the face after this picture was taken.");
addPhoto('images/085.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Enjoying the happy before **SPOILER ALERT!** the horrible downpour that was to come.");
addPhoto('images/086.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Jon took the small bus.");
addPhoto('images/087.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
And you thought I was showing too much leg.");
addPhoto('images/088.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
You don't even want to know what that hand is doing.");
addPhoto('images/089.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
We are mighty men - conquerors of class zero rapids!");
addPhoto('images/090.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Jon is displeased with the service.");
addPhoto('images/091.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
It was either this or rocks.");
addPhoto('images/092.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
You can't even see the hellish water being unleashed here. It was bad.");
addPhoto('images/093.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Sucking down the only thing that was keeping us alive/reasonably comfortable in the freezing rain.");
addPhoto('images/094.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
I'm not even sure how it's possible to be this soaked while standing under a thick cover of trees.");
addPhoto('images/095.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Sacrificing myself to save the beer from being taken out to sea.");
addPhoto('images/096.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Jon built a makeshift shelter.");
addPhoto('images/097.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
This picture is seriously on the same day...about 45 minutes later.");
addPhoto('images/098.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Drying off...nudily.");
addPhoto('images/099.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
We deserved a quick trip to Munich.");
addPhoto('images/100.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Sampling some German fare.");
addPhoto('images/101.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
'Here's to you and here's to me and here's that friends we'll always be, but if we should someday disagree the hell with you and here's to me. -Old Irish Toast' -Mike Ward");
addPhoto('images/102.JPG',"July 17 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Dunkel = happy.");
addPhoto('images/103.JPG',"July 18 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Pittsburgh. Can't believe I'm still in Pittsburgh.");
addPhoto('images/104.JPG',"July 18 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Ascending to our typical seats in row ZZ.");
addPhoto('images/105.JPG',"July 18 - Pittsburgh Weekend
We were followed by either the same storm from the day before or the cloud monster from Lost.");
addPhoto('images/106.JPG',"July 18 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Happier than anyone should ever be at a Pirates game.");
addPhoto('images/107.JPG',"July 18 - Pittsburgh Weekend
Nice ballpark. Even crappier team than mine.");
addPhoto('images/108.JPG',"July 18 - Pittsburgh Weekend
The fireworks we would have seen if we stayed on the right side of the city.");
addPhoto('images/109.JPG',"July 18 - Pittsburgh Weekend
I see red.");
addPhoto('images/110.JPG',"August 2 - BBQ
The aftermath of my mooching friends.");
addPhoto('images/111.JPG',"August 2 - BBQ
");
addPhoto('images/112.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
'It's OK! Shea's gone now!'");
addPhoto('images/113.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Look to the cookie, Elaine!");
addPhoto('images/114.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
The sun gleaming off glorious EnormousgovernmentdebtField");
addPhoto('images/115.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Inside the CitiField rotunda honoring Jackie Robinson.");
addPhoto('images/116.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
At least I'm not a Mets fan.");
addPhoto('images/117.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Among the facts that you won't learn about Jackie Robinson in this rotunda is that he played for the Dodgers, not the Mets. I thought that to be a pretty glaring oversight.");
addPhoto('images/118.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
This kid is wearing a Penn State hat and a Michigan shirt. You. Can. Not. Do. That.");
addPhoto('images/119.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Almost as if they knew I was coming, the Mets were celebrating their 1969 World Series victory over the Orioles.");
addPhoto('images/120.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
The view from our seats.");
addPhoto('images/121.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Johan Santana was the pitcher that day who didn't bean David Wright in the head.");
addPhoto('images/122.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
New ballpark, same flight patterns.");
addPhoto('images/123.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Trailblazer. Humanitarian. American. Um, Dodger.");
addPhoto('images/124.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
The drawbridge to keep out invading hordes.");
addPhoto('images/125.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Exploring the stadium.");
addPhoto('images/126.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Exploring the stadium.");
addPhoto('images/127.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Exploring the stadium.")
addPhoto('images/128.JPG',"August 15 - Mets vs Giants
Mr. Met: The Elephant Man of sports mascots.");
addPhoto('images/129.JPG',"August 24 - St. Stephen's Day
Shawn making his Chicken Paprikash in celebration of the Hungarian holiday of St. Stephen's Day.");
addPhoto('images/130.JPG',"August 24 - St. Stephen's Day
Dancing like the Sheeny Man.");
addPhoto('images/131.JPG',"August 29
Found this in my front yard.");
addPhoto('images/132.JPG',"September 5 - PSU vs Akron
It's football season! My life has meaning again!");
addPhoto('images/133.JPG',"September 5 - PSU vs Akron
Heh. We beat the Blue Band into the stadium.");
addPhoto('images/134.JPG',"September 5 - PSU vs Akron
First time sitting in the North deck. Turns out it's closer to the sun than the rest of the stadium.");
addPhoto('images/135.JPG',"September 5 - PSU vs Akron
Wondering whatever happened to Anthony Morelli?");
addPhoto('images/136.JPG',"September 5 - PSU vs Akron
More memories had here than a Good Year parking lot should.");
addPhoto('images/137.JPG',"September 6 - Drinking in Milford
You can always tell a Milford man...because he smells like fish after drinking at this bar.");
addPhoto('images/138.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
I swear this was before I ate it.");
addPhoto('images/139.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Old Yankee Stadium wrapped in its coffin.");
addPhoto('images/140.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Outside the New Yankee Stadium.");
addPhoto('images/141.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
The gaudy monstrocity that replaced a classic.");
addPhoto('images/142.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
The view from our seats...typically far away from the action.");
addPhoto('images/143.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
I was the only one not rooting for the Yankees. I'm the only one going to heaven.");
addPhoto('images/144.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Pretty sure these pictures aren't in order.");
addPhoto('images/145.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
I wore Yankee colors to throw them off my trail and try to cover my seething hatred of everything being celebrated in this building.");
addPhoto('images/146.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Inside McSorley's: the oldest Irish pub in NYC.");
addPhoto('images/147.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Pointing to everything that has not been taken down from the walls since 1910 (which was everything on the walls).");
addPhoto('images/148.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
This was just the first round.");
addPhoto('images/149.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Flashing my awesome gang signs so as not to get knifed.");
addPhoto('images/150.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Our seats at the US Open on Labor Day night. Picking up the trend of where we sit at sporting events? Wind feels great on sunburn by the way.");
addPhoto('images/151.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Outside Arthur Ashe Stadium.");
addPhoto('images/152.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
We're so far away from the action the background isn't even in focus.");
addPhoto('images/153.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
The view from our seats was arguably better when we turned around.");
addPhoto('images/154.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
We could've been watching the Mets lose instead.");
addPhoto('images/156.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
We just looked at those around us and reacted the same way so we didn't stand out.");
addPhoto('images/157.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Sad fact: I know about this structure mostly from Men In Black.");
addPhoto('images/158.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
Atlas Shrugged: The Photo.");
addPhoto('images/159.JPG',"September 7 - Labor Day in NYC
We were all seeing things this way by the end of the night.");
addPhoto('images/160.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
When my company is paying for the seats instead of me, they're a lot better.");
addPhoto('images/161.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
The Olympus suite.");
addPhoto('images/162.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
Hot blonde chick.");
addPhoto('images/163.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
My much better view of the action from our suite.");
addPhoto('images/164.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
Arec Bawrin.");
addPhoto('images/165.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
I wouldn't have recognized Anthony Edwards sitting two seats over if it weren't for others pointing him out. Fortunately, I was able to be inconspicuous taking his picture by hiding behind the GINORNOUS lense of the camera that had just finished taking it's 'distrete' pictures.");
addPhoto('images/166.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
High fastening work pants.");
addPhoto('images/167.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
The best tennis player in the world: Roger Federer.");
addPhoto('images/168.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
Now it is my OLD seat that's out of focus!");
addPhoto('images/169.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
Federer under the lights.");
addPhoto('images/170.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
Unlike Anthony Edwards, I could've picked out Donald Trump from another stadium away.");
addPhoto('images/171.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
The McEnroes.");
addPhoto('images/172.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
He looks like me out there!");
addPhoto('images/173.JPG',"September 9 - US Open
The man responsible for not winning the match in straight sets and making me really tired at work the next day.");
addPhoto('images/174.JPG',"September 11 - Rock Band
My dad(!) playing Rock Band on his birthday.");
addPhoto('images/175.JPG',"September 11 - Rock Band
Not exactly the crowd I bought this game for, but still a fun time.");
addPhoto('images/176.JPG',"September 11 - Rock Band
Chicks dig fake guitar players.");
addPhoto('images/177.JPG',"September 11 - Rock Band
Rocking out with The Beatles.");
addPhoto('images/178.JPG',"September 12 - PSU vs Syracuse
The players getting off the bus for another exhibition against Syracuse.");
addPhoto('images/179.JPG',"September 12 - PSU vs Syracuse
My dad and I in The Beav.");
addPhoto('images/180.JPG',"September 19 - PSU vs Temple
More enthusiastic than anyone should be at 6 in the morning.");
addPhoto('images/181.JPG',"September 19 - PSU vs Temple
And the Lord sayeth unto him, 'Chugeth! Chugeth! Chugeth! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!'");
addPhoto('images/182.JPG',"September 19 - PSU vs Temple
Making our way somewhere.");
addPhoto('images/183.JPG',"September 25 - Old Main
The town is the closest I can get to telling you where this picture was taken.");
addPhoto('images/184.JPG',"September 25 - Old Main
Some annoying band playing the same songs as always. 'Liiiiiiiiivin' on a praaaaaaaaaaayer!'");
addPhoto('images/185.JPG',"September 25 - Old Main
Old Maining. Well this is new.");
addPhoto('images/186.JPG',"September 25 - Old Main
This was actually the most dignified picture of the lot.");
addPhoto('images/187.JPG',"September 25 - Old Main
Re-enacting student-era ice slippage. Home Alone style, baby.");
addPhoto('images/188.JPG',"September 26 - PSU vs Iowa
One of the few things I hate more than Michigan: wearing a poncho.");
addPhoto('images/189.JPG',"September 26 - PSU vs Iowa
Clearly, this is before the game.");
addPhoto('images/190.JPG',"September 26 - PSU vs Iowa
Clearly, this is after the game.");
addPhoto('images/191.JPG',"September 26 - PSU vs Iowa
Not a good look for me.");
addPhoto('images/192.JPG',"October 22 - Hofbrauhaus
Back in Pittsburgh doing what we do.");
addPhoto('images/193.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
If only we could see this awesome moment from another angle...");
addPhoto('images/194.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
Be careful what you wish for.");
addPhoto('images/195.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
In retrospect, maybe Toledo isn't the place to stop for fine cuisine. Hindsight is 20/20.");
addPhoto('images/196.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
A horrible reminder of how dangerously close to hell we are.");
addPhoto('images/197.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
Checking out our room.");
addPhoto('images/198.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
We got the special handicapped room.");
addPhoto('images/199.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
Thinking back, this is probably the second worst part of the room to put your pillow.");
addPhoto('images/200.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
Joe and his drink of choice.");
addPhoto('images/201.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
No! Don't walk towards the light!");
addPhoto('images/202.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
Visit beautiful Michigan! You're sure to get laid (off)!");
addPhoto('images/203.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
At the only bar that treated us with basic dignity.");
addPhoto('images/204.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
A Michigan State establishment...in downtown Ann Arbor?");
addPhoto('images/205.JPG',"October 23 - Michigan Roadtrip
That's no shoe...that's DAAAAAAAAAAS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!");
addPhoto('images/206.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Back to our House of Horrors.");
addPhoto('images/207.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Knocking on the gate.");
addPhoto('images/208.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
I can't think of a single location that has created more terrible memories.");
addPhoto('images/209.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Your skunk bear does not impress or intimidate us.");
addPhoto('images/210.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Holding our breath until this whole affair is done with.");
addPhoto('images/211.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Looks like someone is getting a spelling degree from the 'Harvard of the West.'");
addPhoto('images/213.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
We want the Lion!");
addPhoto('images/214.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Chest bump at the pep rally.");
addPhoto('images/215.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Let's go State!");
addPhoto('images/216.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
I'd be ashamed to have a picture of this on my credit card.");
addPhoto('images/217.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
The scene of the crime. Never forget 2005!");
addPhoto('images/218.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Ready to do this thing.");
addPhoto('images/219.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Part of the invading army.");
addPhoto('images/220.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Michigan's impressive 'Maize Out.' Did I say impressive? I meant weak.");
addPhoto('images/221.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Luckily, we were sitting 3 rows in front of the PSU student section.");
addPhoto('images/222.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
RichRod's parents were in attendance.");
addPhoto('images/223.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Once again, miserable in a poncho.");
addPhoto('images/224.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
It's important to leave a game in the middle of the 3rd quarter so as to beat the traffic. Don't want to be late to your next day of unemployment.");
addPhoto('images/225.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
We've been waiting for this for a long time.");
addPhoto('images/226.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
It's OK that your college team sucks, guy. You always have...oh, right.");
addPhoto('images/227.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Going down to the field to celebrate the victory.");
addPhoto('images/228.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
35-10!");
addPhoto('images/229.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Celebration!");
addPhoto('images/230.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Please don't mace us! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!");
addPhoto('images/231.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
Just as we were about to take a picture with the score, they shut down the scoreboard. Curses!");
addPhoto('images/232.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIdontgetit.");
addPhoto('images/233.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
We did the opposite of leave early. Mostly because our team doesn't suck.");
addPhoto('images/234.JPG',"October 24 - PSU at Michigan
I'm told the moment right after this one where I woke up was hilarious. I remember mostly horror.");
addPhoto('images/235.JPG',"October 25 - PSU at Michigan
Your tears give me strength.");
addPhoto('images/236.JPG',"October 27 - Joe-O-Lanterns
My first attempt at making a jack-o-lantern...");
addPhoto('images/237.JPG',"October 27 - Joe-O-Lanterns
...I was pretty proud of myself...");
addPhoto('images/238.JPG',"October 27 - Joe-O-Lanterns
...until Eric sent me a picture of his. This is the greatest thing anyone has ever made.");
addPhoto('images/239.JPG',"November 6 - Darkhorse
Jon giving some other guy the ol' cutie eye to get his booth.");
addPhoto('images/240.JPG',"November 6 - Darkhorse
The ol' cutie eye demonstrated.");
addPhoto('images/241.JPG',"November 7 - PSU vs OSU
Before the OSU game...when we were still happy.");
addPhoto('images/242.JPG',"November 7 - PSU vs OSU
I can't tell you what's happening here, but I can tell you what's not happening: us getting a first down.");
addPhoto('images/243.JPG',"November 7 - PSU vs OSU
The beautiful sky mocks my weeping soul.");
addPhoto('images/244.JPG',"November 7 - PSU vs OSU
The sun sets on Beaver Stadium and our BCS hopes.");
addPhoto('images/245.JPG',"November 7 - PSU vs OSU
If I wanted to remember this game, this would be a perfect image for that purpose.");
addPhoto('images/246.JPG',"November 8
The morning after did not treat me much better.");
addPhoto('images/247.JPG',"November 30 - Christmas Tree
Finally putting the great room to good use and setting up a Christmas tree.");
addPhoto('images/248.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
Back at McSorley's with a booze and a shepherd's pie.");
addPhoto('images/249.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
Boozin'");
addPhoto('images/250.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
Looking outside the window at our booth.");
addPhoto('images/251.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
The GE Building.");
addPhoto('images/252.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
Drinking all day prior to ice skating ended up not being as bad an idea as it sounds.");
addPhoto('images/253.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
Waiting in line to ice skate and hoping our lives don't end like The Shining.");
addPhoto('images/254.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
Crim and me at 30 Rock.");
addPhoto('images/255.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
On the ice and still not dead!");
addPhoto('images/256.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
In front of whatever pagan god that is.");
addPhoto('images/257.JPG',"December 29 - McSorley's and Skating
The bottom of the famous Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.");